I'm drafting. I don't do drafting - what you poor bewildered darlings usually get are the Thoughts of Chairman Z in true rambling and random form - but I have several postsworth running concurrently and the least I can do is split them up a bit to make them coherent.
If you are lucky, I might get bored and delete the lot. If you are luckier still, you might be treated to a trio or more of deathless prose, wittily insightful and charmingly lighthearted. The most likely option of all is that I'll put up something rambling and marginally argumentative and you will be both indulgent and mildly irritated.
I don't do cliffhangers as well as Pi does, do I. Hmm. Do you do Hanging-by-your-Fingertip classes, Pi?