When you want to replace an appliance, it can be quite tricky to find the particular features that you want. Recently, for instance, when I needed a new washing machine for one of the London flats, I needed it to be a particular size - but that wasn't offered on the website. Price, colour, manufacturer, but not size. But that was fundamental - if it didn't fit in the space, it didn't matter if everything else was right.
Quite often, it's only after buying something that you find out what feature you liked in the old machine that you don't get in the new one. Even if you knew that you wanted it, it might not be mentioned. You want an example? Darlings, you shall have one. Our last telephone.
Our last phone had an amber light to show that the answerphone was switched on. Then there was a red light, which flashed when there was a new message, and stayed on without flashing when there was a message which had been listened to but not deleted. This was ideal. The first one to see it listened, if it was for him/her they dealt with it and deleted it, if it was for the other person it was still visible so he/she listened, dealt with, deleted. That phone finally died, some years ago, and I was unable to find one which I was sure had the same feature. The present one, which (with four handsets) was expensive, doesn't. A light shows that it's on or flashes to show a new message. And that's all. Once it's been listened to, it doesn't show. And this causes a few ructions.
The thing is, I'm not very telephone minded, and the Sage is. So it's usually he who listens to messages. When I get in, I'll check the phone, possibly not for a while, but he goes to look straight away. Most messages are for him anyway, people normally phone me on my mobile, text me or email. But if there's a message for me, he leaves it for me to find. However, if there's not a new message, it doesn't occur to me to check the answerphone, particularly because he doesn't really know how to delete messages and so there might be 15 of them to listen to before I find the most recent and so I tend only to do it if there's one for me ... which I only know if he's told me. Today, he told me there was a message for me, I listened to them all. One for me was from last Wednesday, which quite dismayed me. Another for me, he'd phoned back and not even told me. The third, fortunately, I remembered who it was from and was able to look up her number - because afterwards he tried to delete the old messages but lost that one instead.
This is not intended to be a complaint, the Sage and I manage to live with each other's shortcomings. What I would like to know is, if anyone has a telephone that shows messages, even when they've been listened to once, please let me know its make and model, because I will buy it. I will pay hard cash not to be irritated.
Another thing, when I bought this phone I listened to its own answerphone message and I was quite dismayed by the speaker's voice. Dreadful vowels, darlings. I couldn't put up with it. So I had to record my own message, posh little girl with a surprisingly deep voice being better than no discernible regional accent (which would have been fine) but badly spoken - but that means that most people, when leaving a message, speak to me whether it is for me or not. "Hello, Z, will you tell the Sage..." ... probably not, I'll not have heard it in the first place.