|What Your Underwear Says About You|
You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.
No, I'm too old and too married.
Unless my husband is a very lucky man of course ;-)
Update next day - I tried again with the knickers du jour -
"You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty."
Sad to say, this is nearer the truth. All part of my cheerful mid-life crisis.