Headlines in today's Eastern Daily Press
'Eco-firm to face pollution charges' - embarrassing.
'Outrage over the export of gallows' - a Suffolk farmer has been selling execution equipment to African countries.
'Hoodie heroes commended' - astonishment to find that lads had helped a man who had collapsed. The ambulanceman assumed they were mugging him until he realised they were using their hoodies to keep him warm. Hope he's ashamed.
And my favourite -
'Axeman tries to chop his way into Norwich prison'