The blog party is confirmed for Saturday, 16th August. You're welcome to come and to stay over - but if you're staying more than a couple of nights, it would be better to make it the week leading up to the party please, as I'm keeping my options open for the second half of August!
Ah no, you misunderstand me. Z has made some imaginary pork pies for the cricket match on Saturday (she's taken on the task of tea-lady, although I've given her the title of catering manager). They should be in the frezer.
Getting warm in the porch! it was nice to stick my head in the freezer but all there was was soleros and aunt bessie's yorkshire puddings. shocker! ate a solero... ham-tastic!
What on earth is going on around here? I go away for a few days and I find you're all making friends with each other without me. Weeza, the pork pies are in the freezer in the box marked offal, to put Ro and the Sage off the scent, because if they knew they were there, they would eat them. There are also Stilton and cheddar sandwiches. I left the crusts on because that's the nicest part of the bread.
I trust everything is going well with you all and that the internets are not falling apart without me to take care of you all.
Oh, and who is Aunt Bessie?
The weather has its ups and downs, but sunshine has been seen and I have indulged in an open-air jacuzzi. Pity I didn't think to bring a cozzie. Oh knickers, as I said at the time.
Oh, and Dave rather optimistically tells me he doesn't want me to feel I have to prepare anything elaborate for lunch. I am strangely more unnerved by this than anything else.
I see, Dave, you are not abiding by the 'every team has photo!' rule, praps wait until something is won... With prizes awarded for the quality of teas, will Z beat the team to the honours?
Gorgeous sunshine here today - it seems the Italians know how to get decent weather on a Bank Holiday. I've been in the jacuzzi again. Don't be absurd, Weeza, I was not overlooked, it was on the roof and the men were not allowed to join us. One of them took a photo, however.
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Have you gone, Z?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I knmow you'd hate to come back to hundreds of comments here.
So I shall do my best to discourage people.
ReplyDelete(From leaving lots of pointless comments.)
ReplyDeleteTake your point, Dave.
ReplyDeleteWill cease leaving pointless comments right away.
ReplyDeleteWell done, Sir B.
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased that no-one's being silly.
ReplyDeleteHeaven forbid.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, now that I think about it, that would just be plain wrong, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteQuite definitely.
ReplyDeleteWell, naughty anyway.
ReplyDeleteRight, we're through the first day of Z's holiday, and so far everyone has been very good, for there are only 11 comments.
ReplyDeleteWell, twelve now, of course.
ReplyDeleteDash!
ReplyDeleteWherever you are have fun!
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to reassure everyone that I am still not leaving pointless comments.
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit.
ReplyDeleteIt's Wednesday now, and I'm just checking that no-one has been silly overnight.
ReplyDeleteQuiet here, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteHello hello, weather in Bologna 17C & heavy rain showers... poor the Z!
ReplyDeleteWas my last not quite pointless enough? Soz!
ReplyDeleteFriday & on has 22C & sunny... will she come back sunblushed??
ReplyDeleteMy word verification last comment was 'sumptier'- how lovely! This time it's 'colec', which is not so nice. Anyone else?
ReplyDeleteWeeza, you appear to have misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure z doesn't want her comments box filling up with dross.
ReplyDeleteMind you, for a dog you're not doing bad.
ReplyDeleteTyping with paws can't be easy.
ReplyDeleteOh, and can you make sure the pork pies are taken out of the freezer before Saturday's match please?
ReplyDeleteno porcine jokes here- that would really wind up Z
ReplyDeleteSty'm to trotter out pandemic puns
ReplyDeletePundemic! Ham-fisted of me
ReplyDeleteThis kind of low-quality driv will drive the Z hog-wild! :-D
ReplyDeleteDave, is this boar-ing enough? [returns to snoozing in the porch]
ReplyDeleteAh no, you misunderstand me. Z has made some imaginary pork pies for the cricket match on Saturday (she's taken on the task of tea-lady, although I've given her the title of catering manager). They should be in the frezer.
ReplyDeleteTrot(ter) off and have an imaginary look, will you?
ReplyDeleteGetting warm in the porch! it was nice to stick my head in the freezer but all there was was soleros and aunt bessie's yorkshire puddings. shocker! ate a solero... ham-tastic!
ReplyDeleteI appear to have an impersonator. Please ignore all weeza posts.
ReplyDeleteHmm. No soleros in my frezer. Trot over her with one will you? Good doggie.
ReplyDeleteTrot over here, I meant to say.
ReplyDelete'Trot over her' means something quite different.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the lack of porkpies is a bit of a worry. I'm sure the team will be disappointed.
ReplyDeleteOh well, perhaps you'll warm up the aunt bessie's yorkshire puddings for us.
What on earth is going on around here? I go away for a few days and I find you're all making friends with each other without me. Weeza, the pork pies are in the freezer in the box marked offal, to put Ro and the Sage off the scent, because if they knew they were there, they would eat them. There are also Stilton and cheddar sandwiches. I left the crusts on because that's the nicest part of the bread.
ReplyDeleteI trust everything is going well with you all and that the internets are not falling apart without me to take care of you all.
Oh, and who is Aunt Bessie?
The weather has its ups and downs, but sunshine has been seen and I have indulged in an open-air jacuzzi. Pity I didn't think to bring a cozzie. Oh knickers, as I said at the time.
See you soon, darlings.
Z
Oh, and Dave rather optimistically tells me he doesn't want me to feel I have to prepare anything elaborate for lunch. I am strangely more unnerved by this than anything else.
ReplyDeleteBologna has a thunderstorm right now. °sigh°
Oops Tilly, you've been rumbled. Glad I didn't get involved in any of this.
ReplyDeletemother, you're never open-air jacuzziing in italy sans apparel? i believe the phrase in italian is "nudo come un verme"... try it out on a native
ReplyDeleteoh good grief, there's not going to be a calendar is there?!
glad you're having a lovely time! saves me texting you ;) xx
*tail b'twixt legs*
ReplyDeleteNaughty dog.
ReplyDeleteOoooh. We could have a cricket club calendar.
ReplyDelete*Looks at team*
Bad idea.
I see, Dave, you are not abiding by the 'every team has photo!' rule, praps wait until something is won... With prizes awarded for the quality of teas, will Z beat the team to the honours?
ReplyDeleteActually, Ad, there is a team photo, from a couple of years ago, on the BMCC's own site - the link is on the sidebar of my blog, or else it's here:
ReplyDeletehttp://virtual-cricket.blogspot.com/
I'm not sure that a nude calendar would be a good idea though.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous sunshine here today - it seems the Italians know how to get decent weather on a Bank Holiday. I've been in the jacuzzi again. Don't be absurd, Weeza, I was not overlooked, it was on the roof and the men were not allowed to join us. One of them took a photo, however.
ReplyDeleteWelcome home. It's been quite hot here the last few days.
ReplyDeleteHello folks, I'm home.
ReplyDeleteI'm just beginning to miss her.
ReplyDeleteWell? Where is the post, telling us all about it?
ReplyDeleteIt takes a while for zsickness to kick in, but once it has, it's a most debilitating ailment. Seems I've come home just in time.
ReplyDeleteI'm building up anticipation, Dave. Most sadly, the photo of me in the jacuzzi was not taken on a digital camera, so I won't be able to post it here.
I'm sure you will be happy to know that some of us behaved ourselves while you were gone. Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteSurely
ReplyDelete60 comments are better?
ReplyDelete;-)
AnnAnon
Ann, thank you.
ReplyDeleteD'oh. Sorry, anyone object to a prime number?