tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post4329078608247323476..comments2023-10-17T12:05:26.540+01:00Comments on Razor-blade of Life: Zeta the babyZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-61511748328240888182009-11-10T21:31:38.552+00:002009-11-10T21:31:38.552+00:00I've had that sort of conversation too, 4D.
P...I've had that sort of conversation too, 4D.<br /><br />Princess and the pea, Simon, I'm not. Stuff my mattress with fivers and I'll sleep all the sounder.<br /><br />And I have my own bank account, the key to a happy relationship.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-5258423931604644122009-11-09T19:50:21.341+00:002009-11-09T19:50:21.341+00:00Z you sleep on piles of lolly!Z you sleep on piles of lolly!Eddie 2-Soxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14663438334446202114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-25006333778491305892009-11-09T18:26:52.215+00:002009-11-09T18:26:52.215+00:00"Hello...Co-Operative Banking Services"
..."Hello...Co-Operative Banking Services"<br /><br />"Howdo...I've forgotten my PIN number"<br /><br />"Can I have your password please sir?"<br /><br />"Er....Carol?....Jacqui?"<br /><br />"I'm sorry sir, it isn't Carol"<br /><br />"Must be Jacqui then"<br /><br />"I'm sorry sir it isn't Carol so I can be of no further help"<br /><br />"It's Jacqui! It is Jacqui isn't it?"<br /><br />"I'm sorry sir I must now terminate this call as you supplied incorrect information"<br /><br />I rang back and got the exact same girl - she gave her name at the start....<br /><br />"Er....forgot me PIN"<br /><br />"Could I take your password sir?"<br /><br />"Jacqui?"<br /><br />"Thank you sir now....."<br /><br />"Hang about!!! You hung up on me a minute back!"<br /><br />"You gave the wrong password sir"<br /><br />"But I gave you the right one second time....wife or daughter. Had to be one of em...."<br /><br />"You gave the wrong password sir"<br /><br />"Fred"<br /><br />"I beg your pardon sir?"<br /><br />"Genevieve"<br /><br />"I'm sorry?"<br /><br />"So am I!!! I've fortgot me bloody PIN. What is it?"<br /><br />"I can send you a new PIN in the post sir. It will be with you in ten working days"<br /><br />"Ten???!!!...er....look...er...I have babies....er...triplets...they need feeding...need my PIN to get money out to feed them" (ok I was lying...obviously.... but she didn't know - not for sure<br /><br />"Your new PIN will arrive within ten working days sir"<br /><br />"My babies!!!" (howls down phone)<br /><br />She hung up.<br /><br />The moral of this story is....<br /><br />Never have triplets....DILLIGAFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-42820333088587279402009-11-09T17:36:32.299+00:002009-11-09T17:36:32.299+00:00I'm with you, Sarah. Although, clustered arou...I'm with you, Sarah. Although, clustered around the fire on the morning, it would be a bit dismal to have nothing at all to open. We've become quite ruthless about it, circulating lists of suggestions and, if something good is bought and the recipient could do with it straight away, it's given early. Or late come to that, I still owe Ro a present from his birthday in July.<br /><br />I do all shopping at the local shops or on the internet. Norwich has lost me. Except I need a pair of boots. Damn.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-12895930341284416202009-11-09T17:31:07.882+00:002009-11-09T17:31:07.882+00:00I always get in such a muddle about Christmas pres...I always get in such a muddle about Christmas pressies. Buying them for everyone at a specific time of year is a chore. I love to give presents, but only when I want to give them! I always leave Christmas shopping too late , it makes me miserable! I don't send cards any more either for the same reason. Oh I can feel a decline coming on at the mere mention of it!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16592616458943756399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-80548334682010119762009-11-09T15:50:33.557+00:002009-11-09T15:50:33.557+00:00If it is, he will change it forthwith. Actually, ...If it is, he will change it forthwith. Actually, he intends to change it anyway, to a mysterious number which he refuses to tell me.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21602861.post-65490997936964188512009-11-09T15:44:59.059+00:002009-11-09T15:44:59.059+00:00How inconvenient if his new PIN is 1223. If the c...How inconvenient if his new PIN is 1223. If the card gets misused no doubt writing the number down here will be classed as carelessness.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com