The Sage came home with 20 pounds of strawberries last night. Al's local grower had been desperate to sell them, so Al dropped the price and is doing a promotion. However, with the dodgy weather, they would not keep overnight, so he'd asked me if I'd 'like' to make jam.
I was out last night, so I hulled half of the fruit and left the rest to the Sage and Ro. When I got home, I measured out the sugar and added it (all my biggest bowls were put to use, as there would be 5 batches) and left it to do this morning.
This morning, at 8 o'clock, the phone rang. Al said that Eileen had been delayed, and might not be able to come in at all...any chance I was free? So it was that by half past 8, I was stacking shelves. Eileen arrived though, an hour later, so I have made a couple of batches of jam this morning after all. I should have made a third, but there was an hour-long stage when I just sat, staring blankly, doing nothing. I'll pay for that later, because I've got to do the rest of the jam-making later today.
Now I am sitting with a towel round my wet hair, and I'm supposed to be leaving for a meeting in 20 minutes. We had notification, a couple of weeks ago, that work is being done on the water main today and the water may be cut off and may run brown for a while. Do not use electric water heaters. So I washed my hair over the bath instead of in the shower. While I was potting the last batch of jam and then ironing my skirt (these are quite unrelated), the phone rang, 4 times. I was highly annoyed at the interruptions and shouted "bejasus" and similar profanities, but all of them were necessary calls, so I achieved a polite telephone manner.
I've just remembered that, for tonight's meeting, I have to set up the room, which involves water, coffee and bowls of chocolates as well as tables and chairs. So I won't have time to make jam beforehand. I'll have to start it when I get home, about 10 o'clock.
I'm barking, darlings. Absolutely bonkers.