A year ago, I decided to go away, all by myself, for a few days. Of course, if the Sage did holidays, I'd have taken him too, but there's no place like home to a wise man and he elected to stay behind.
A family asked me to take a picture of them - with their camera of course. And then insisted on returning the favour. Of course, I'm not really this toothy, nor is my nose so enormous - it was the angle and the smirk -, but my hair was really that untidy because no one was going to see me.